The recent gatherings of the most esteemed of our athletic youth have been cancelled due to the unspeakable evils that transpire during the rare occasion of the crying of our skies. After the training of challenges and strengths that take place every few afternoons after the process of receiving or giving systematic instruction our warriors of propelling and gallivanting find themselves without assembly to compete against the other kingdoms that surround our most beautiful country of Shepherd of the Hills. Because our clouds appear to be rebelling against the pleasantries of weather we have been experiencing as of late our sportspeople have had numerous forums of skill wrenched out of their grasps. I speak for all of us peoples when I proclaim to the stormy, dark, malevolent, and ever daunting sky: WHYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! Why our ceiling to this earth do you precipitate upon our heads? Why do you despise us so? Curse Ye Weather!!!!
The most recent Track and Field Meets have been cancelled due to snow and rain. After practicing after school multiple days a week our teams don’t get to show their skills of at meets. All the middle school is anxious for us to get back to sporting as usual, so…
Rain, you are not welcome here.
By The Most Perceptive and Innovative Pascal