We have some new faces at shepherd. A new first grader, Gia, fifth grader Cameron, and a sixth grader Bella. From what The Chunky Chimichanga can see they have made a very good transition.
With the musical coming in fast the middle school has been working on it. In art with the miniatures out of the way we have been taking measurements of the stage to prepare the scenes. Some people had the mind numbing task of calculating the area of the stage. The Chunky Chimichanga even with his love of miniatures thinks that we should’ve started earlier because we only have a month. Plus we only get art, music, and drama on Wednesdays. The actors have gone through four scenes two of them should be already memorized and they just walked through another scene today. With fifteen scenes total to do The Chunky Chimichanga hopes we get the props, the stage, and the actors prepared for the play which is May, twentieth.
After the monkeys had defeated the gorillas in the battle you heard last week. The gorillas had an offer to the monkeys that they would ally if the monkeys helped fight in their war with the Ninja Pandas. The monkeys who were once enslaved by the Ninja Pandas and eager for revenge swiftly agreed. The gorilla-monkey alliance would soon fight their first battle as allies.
Due to the amount of facts I have to have with in ratio of monkey stories I must continue the Ninja Panda war in smaller parts next time. I wish I could write more about the Ninja Pandas. Hopefully this paragraph counts as facts.
-The Chunky Chimichanga
Yesterday, the middle school went on a field trip to the Nature and Science Museum. The middle school had to solve a mystery to save a scientist that had been poisoned. We were the quickest group to solve it and the middle school was complimented on how well they worked together. After they had completed the mystery they were allowed to tour the museum. During the tour Nathan Wohletz was freaking out because of the third floor mostly because he is scared of heights. Being a non-heights enthusiast, The Chunky Chimichanga sympathizes with Nathan Wohletz.
Now to our weekly news about monkeys, another tale from Five Star Banana General Ooh Ooh Ah. As the monkeys cleared the dark forest full of rhinos the monkeys began to celebrate when the evil dragon riding gorillas came from above. Five Star Banana General Ooh Ooh Ah ordered the legendary cry “Ahhhh Ahhhh ooo Banana Bang!” which in our language means get the air defense systems in place. Just as the dragons began to open their mouths to breathe fire on the helpless monkeys a bunch of rocks flung up from the catapults and knocked the dragons off balance forcing its gorilla rider to jump off.
- The Chunky Chimichanga