Happy Holidays, Shepherdians! Now that Christmas is approaching, we can look forward to cookies, presents, and let’s not forget JESUS CHRIST this season!
Despite our differences, dead bodies (oh, and all you mortals, too) get together with our families (or tombstones). Collegiate students are coming home for the holidays and homework is a no-no for the break- that is, it had better be (menacing snarl and angry emoji).
Here at Shepherd we are celebrating for the holidays by working on our Christmas program and being more obnoxious than usual (I mean endearing! We are very endearing!) The Christmas program is chugging along with both songs and speaking parts getting memorized as quickly as possible, to the chagrin of the speakers. However, their complaints were rebuffed successfully when a certain teacher (we all know who) replied, “Nobody cares.”
Even though nobody cares about the memorization orders, we all care about parties!!! These upcoming celebrations have students screaming Christmas carols (the lack of any melody is shameful) and the teachers cowering under their desks until the noise stops (aka, when recess ends). However, we are all in the traditional Christmas spirit started by Ebenezer Scrooge and continued by Hollywood- Bah, humbug! (and a Happy New Year!)
Merry Christmas from Shepherd’s one and only dead body!
By The Person Who Died Of Boredom At The D.M.V.