Bekah and Bob are soon to be married! As crazy at it may seem a human is marrying a tree. When I first found out I thought it was insane. Bekah has even kissed Bob before! How disgusting! Bob belongs with me! However, Bekah keeps putting up a fight! She claims that Bob still loves her! Bob should love someone else! Someone is a human version of a plant. Someone like me. I was made to marry a beautiful tree such as him. The wedding invitations have been made already! That's crazy! If I was invited I would crash their wedding party and marry Bob myself! But since I was not invited I will not be going to the wedding or the reception. Instead I will get some friends to crash the wedding for me. I will marry Bob no matter what! Bob is mine! He loves me! Not Bekah! I do not support such an outrageous marriage! I truly hope that after they get married, they divorce! I will never ever let this happen! Bekah's sister is also on my side! She will be the priest for this marriage. And when the time arrives I will make sure that I will have Bob for my own.
By: Um of Umbridge