Are you tired? Do you hate waking up early in the morning? Is your alarm clock your worst enemy? Well, then vote yes to the Presidential Cabinet’s new proposal (and then get a councilor to help you stop viewing your alarm clock with such menace) and prevent the students at Shepherd of the Hills from feeling the same way!
The Presidential Cabinet recently had a meeting where they decided to reveal a secret idea that they had been hiding for a long time- that next year, school will start at 8:45 instead of 8:15!
Of course, this is not a sure thing and it probably won’t be decided for a while. Regardless, I personally am elated that such a thing is even possible! Thank you, Presidential Cabinet!
Thanks would also be due to you if you would vote for this amazing change to happen! Just email email@example.com explaining why you think school should start later next year. Scientific evidence would be especially useful. If we like your reason we will add it to a packet we are compiling and use it to persuade the teaching staff at Shepherd that this change should be made.
Please support this idea and tell us through email why you think this proposition should be passed. We would really appreciate it!
By A. Nonny Mous