Welcome back, students! For the dummies who haven’t realized it, school has started again. And with it? The wars.
Currently the most important war is raging between seventh graders, eighth graders- and Mr. Bradley. Lists of reasons why seventh graders should obey eighth graders and why seventh graders should rule the classroom have been springing up on the bulletin board daily. I asked a seventh grader, Jade, what she thought about it all. “The eighth graders are going to die,” she told me happily.”And so is Mr. Bradley.” Interestingly enough, not everyone shares Jade’s point of view. Just this past week, Julia, an eighth grader, put up a list for peace, stating that with war would come less supplies, which would mean no food. And everyone loves food, right? If that’s a no, go sit in the corner. But the wars aren’t the only interesting things going on. Rumor has gone around, started, I believe, by the desks, that Mr. Bradley is an alien! I interviewed them to make sure, and they were all in agreement- Mr. Bradley is an extra-terrestrial creature from the planet Jupiter. I couldn’t believe it until I had class with him again. We will never know the true story as no one wants to ask him in case he’s sensitive about it. Maybe someday he will tell us the truth himself. By The Person Who Died of Boredom in the DMV
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hi
9/14/2016 12:49:27 pm
good job
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hi
9/14/2016 12:51:42 pm
awesome
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Electiracalness567
9/14/2016 12:54:23 pm
Person Who Died of Boredom in the DMV: if i was there with you then you wouldn't have died.
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