Though Bob is not a teacher, I decided to interview him. Kyra was the translator; she is fluent in Globese. He had some interesting thoughts to share on Jenna, Mr. Bradley, and the world in general. He was rather grumpy, do to people cutting down his best friends, the trees next door. DDHH(me): Mr. Bradley has been talking about turning you into gas for his car. How do you feel about this? BOB: GET RID OF MR. BRADLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DDHH: Okay, okay! Next question. Do you still like Jenna? BOB: That’s none of your business, you little seedling!!!! However, I wish she’d never left. DDHH: What was that? BOB: Nothing! DDHH: What’s your favorite color? BOB: Green and red. DDHH: That’s two colors, but never mind. How do you feel about people cutting down those trees next door? BOB: They were my best friends! (sob) If Mr. Bradley is behind that horrible tragedy, wanting to use them as gas, I will uproot myself and charge at him!!!!! DDHH: What do you think about those nice girls dressing you at recess? BOB: It’s undignified!! They keep dressing me in stuff that’s oddly 90’s!! DDHH: (musingly) Strange, that’s what Jenna said. BOB: You mean she saw me in THIS?!?!?!? DDHH: Yep! Why, do you still like her? BOB: Nothing of the sort!!!! Now, goodbye!!!!!! DDHH: Hmm, strange. I’ll keep you updated on the adventures of Bob! Goodbye! Very strange!! Could it be that Bob is mourning the loss of Jenna? We will soon find out! By: The Duchess of Deadly Hiccups in the Hall (DDHH)
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