Contrary to common belief, Mr. Poppe is not a native Coloradoan, but was born in Racine, Wisconsin! He has a twin brother and three other sisters, and has had, at some point in time, a guinea pig, a goldfish, and a hamster. Alas for Mr. Bradley, Mr. Poppe does not like polka dots, or the color pink, and his favorite sport is basketball. Not surprisingly, his favorite sport to watch is basketball as well.
Despite popular rumors, the truth remains that Mr. Poppe NOT an evil teacher who exists solely to torture students with homework. When I asked if he enjoyed giving students homework, his only reply was ”Not particularly.” However this does leave room for debate as “not particularly” is not a particularly specific answer. Was Mr. Poppe avoiding the question? We shall never know.
Evil teacher or no evil teacher, Mr. Poppe is a true master at word response. When I cleverly and suddenly snapped “Bananas” he considered for a moment, repeated “Bananas” slowly, and then said “Minions. Are we doing word response?” At which point I nodded sagely and beat a stately retreat to the exit.
Mr. Poppe’s secret isn’t normal, that’s for sure. Everyone has a secret life, including Christian Learning teachers (well, everyone has a secret life except for I, the P.W.D.O.B.A.T.D.M.V., who doesn’t have a life at all- I’m dead, after all). Now you know what Mr. Poppe’s is- maybe someday someone else will know yours (evil laughter).
The Person Who Died Of Boredom At The D.M.V., signing off.