I, Princess Peaches Pygmy Puff, am many things. Directionally Challenged? Yes. A Kitten lover? Of course! But a basketball player? Never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As I do not partake in the sport of baskets and balls, I have no idea what is happening with that. According to my basketball playing friends nothing is happening. Just practices. Their first game is in two weeks. However, I know a lot about Spirit Squad! There are two new members: Chloe and Moriah. That brings the Junior Squad up to five whole girls! If you are interested in becoming a Cheerleader, talk to Julia or Kyra. They can help introduce you to the right people. I still need one hundred words so… Once upon a time, many years ago, there were 5 trees surrounding the field. Two trees were deemed execution worthy and were promptly chopped down, leaving only fearsome stumps in their place. Their lumber was taken to a map manufacturer and was turned into a map we know as Rand McNally. It just so happens that Rand was hung up in the very school where he was maliciously cut down. Meanwhile, Bob had met the love of his life: Jenna. They spent many a starlit recess together, but it was not to last. Soon Bob and Jenna broke up for unknown reasons (a scandalous cheating???). Rand heard about this accusation and remembered his undying friendship. He decided he would take matters into his own methods (he doesn’t have hands), he refused to sit quietly and watch Jenna hurt his best friend. One day Jenna was near him, he attacked! He tried to wrestle her to the ground, but failed! Jenna attempted to pin Rand up again but failed! No one remembers how, but the fight concluded. To Be Continued Next Article!
4 Comments
The Electronic Snowman
11/20/2016 03:59:27 pm
This may be even better than the Chunky Chimichanga's writing
Reply
No chunky chimichanga is way better
11/30/2016 03:51:49 pm
Reply
Princess Peaches Pygmy Puff
11/30/2016 03:56:51 pm
How dare you Cam! I am way more informed about Bob's love life than the Chunky Chimichanga was ever about the monkey war!!!!!
Reply
Anonymous
12/15/2016 05:27:06 pm
I know why Jenna and Bob broke up, in fact... I was there! It was a scandalous affair between Bob and your very own writers... The Duchess of Deadly Hiccups in the Hall. And, the fight between Rand and Jenna ended with someone pinning Rand back up, while Jenna walked away with scars of fear weighing down her heart.
Reply
Leave a Reply. |
AuthorKandy with a C/Avery Archives
May 2017
|