Welcome to the sports page! For all the people (and the aliens- can’t leave them out) who don’t play sports because they don’t have time, are injured, or are simply too lazy, GET OFF THE SOFA (yes, I’m talking to you, avid football watchers/couch potatoes) AND DO SOMETHING! SPORTS ARE FUN!
If that didn’t convince you, here are the sporty updates from here at Shepherd: Thus far soccer has been killing it out there. Despite Mr. Bradley’s alien- ness he has coached them to a 2-0 season start. Keep it up, soccer! Unfortunately, varsity volleyball has yet to win a game, thanks to a HUGE score mix- up at Pueblo. Obviously, if I had been there, the outcome would have been different- alas, the Person Who Died of Boredom at the D.M.V. is but fifty percent mortal and cannot be in more than three places at the same time. J.V., on the other hand, is off to a great start- 2-0! I’ve heard of stiff muscles and sore arms, but the hard work seems to be paying off, based on the huge improvements from both J.V. and varsity. Credit is evidently due to the new coach, Coach Fellowes, for her outstanding coaching. Go, volleyball! That’s all from the Person Who Died of Boredom at the D.M.V. Three cheers for our super athletes! (P.S. I hope you liked the presents on the lockers- blame the Duchess of Deadly Hiccups in the Hall for her terrible cutting skills.)
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AuthorKandy with a C/Avery Archives
May 2017
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