As you all probably know, Mrs. Monson is our amazing, multi-tasking librarian, secretary, and cake-baker. However, you probably don’t know these things:
Mrs. Monson’s birthday is on April 9, ____ (this part is censored to relate no date and make no cake. And also to make some nifty alliterations). She grew up in Greeley, CO- a true native of Colorado! Not surprisingly for a librarian-cum-secretary-cum-cake-baker, her favorite subject is language arts (or English if you prefer). Despite the fact that she is about the coolest human at Shepherd of the Hills (yes, human- all that multi-tasking is not, in fact, magic) she does have a favorite planet- Venus. Now this one I know you don’t know that I know that you- wait, what?- never mind! In other words, get this- if she hadn’t become a teacher, she would have wanted to be a hairdresser! I mean, how awesome is that? Her favorite color is teal- my favorite color too, despite the fact that it clashes with the yellow-bones-black-eye-sockets look- and her favorite year is 1967, when she married Mr. Monson. Now you do the math so you can tell your teachers that you are smart and shouldn’t have to go to school- next year, how many years will she have been married? That’s all for today on amazing Mrs. Monson. Don’t forget to thank her the next time you see her! FROM THE PERSON WHO DIED OF BOREDOM IN THE D.M.V.
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