This week there have been some interesting things going on at school. For starters, I haven’t posted an article in 2 weeks. Nobody posted one last week either. Our school’s general populace hasn’t known what was happening to them! In addition to this, recess has been getting weirder. I have reports of losses of a volleyball and soccer ball, and these ball disappearances usually come with unreported vanishings. As well as that, some very strange people are putting clothing on Bob the tree. I don’t understand it. Neither does Jenna, a Shepherd Alumni who is a close friend of Bob’s.
“Why is his outfit strangely 90’s?” Jenna asked in a text to Mr. Bradley. She also expressed a wish to stop this crazy clothing choices for Bob. The Bob dressers have also been seen making him dance, play sports, and hug people… Weird… And for our last Recess-Themed report is, drum roll please, for the third year in a row: Recess Boundaries!!! We have been dragging this out since the initial ban in 2014. The issue, although under regular debate, has arisen yet again for this year’s Middle School Presidential Debate. Candidates debating this topic, along with responsibilities affiliated with the title of Middle School President and another topic I can’t remember (great reporting, I’m sorry about that), are Noah Wohletz, Reilly Saline, Ellie Hoehne, and Kyra Hatton. The debate will be today. I am really out of it in case you didn’t notice. Any-who, thank you for reading this article. I apologize for my lack of knowledge of school stuff this week. See ya’ll next week (but not really as you read my articles and don’t know who I am) By: Princess Peaches Pygmy Puff
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