Some of you may already know this ,but for those of you who don't, this past week Jobu passed on. He was roughly 2616 years old when he died suddenly during the school day leaving everyone to wonder what happened to him. One of the main suspects surveyed the school to see what the students thought happened and shared her results with me. I was surprised to find that only two of the thirty-six surveyed blamed natural causes. The rest suspected something much darker. They all thought Jobu had been murdered!
Many people suspect Kyra, the one who found his body (well actually, no one knows where his body is. She just found his severed head.) I asked her what her side of the story was. Kyra: When I walked into Mr. Bradley's classroom for science I saw Jobu laying on his side dead! I told Mr. Bradley and it was decided that he had to be properly buried. We buried him in his final resting place. Then again, I was kinda hyper and do not remember it exactly. All I know is I'm innocent. This came as a shock to most of the students. The survey conducted by Kyra herself (trying to prove her innocence, she was as Yoda would say it) showed that she was not the only one suspected. Jade, Mr. Bradley, and Josh were the top three suspects (in that order.) I decided to ask Josh about it. "I killed Jobu!"was his response. However, that was also the response from Andrew, Christina, and Austin, so who knows. Ever since his death people have been trying to find his killer. Maybe we never will. And has it occurred to anyone else that rocks (Jobu is carved out of rock) can't live so rocks can't die therefore Jobu has never been alive? Comment Challenge: Who do you think killed Jobu? And what do you think about my rock theory? If we could get one comment that would be great! See y'all later!
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Electiracleness111213
9/14/2016 12:59:33 pm
Jobu died becuase of Natuyral Causes!
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9/14/2016 01:19:24 pm
tHIS ARTICLE WAS WRITTEN BY PRINCESS PEACHES PYGMY PUFF!
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A person who knows
9/14/2016 03:37:51 pm
Jobs was killed by Brandon I know it is wierd but I have looked over thingcarefully and have found that he has been murdered by Brandon
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Jobu
9/22/2016 09:09:47 am
I didn't die. I faked my death. Follow the clues on the board to find me.
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Jobu
9/25/2016 07:22:18 pm
Jade killed me she stabbed me in the back when I wasn't looking, we were best friends you know so it really pains me to say this
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