Jobu’s death has been faked!!!!!! Kyra and Julia have admitted to being the criminals (via a post on Mr. Poppe’s bulletin board). But the question remains, where is Jobu now?!?!
There are clues!! Mr. Bradley erased the clue on his white board written by The Purple. But for those of you who saw it, the search is on! The clues are hidden around Mr. Bradley’s classroom. If you find one clue, solve it to find the next one. Kyra and Julia are not revealing anything, but we are still pumping them for information! Several people have already tried different methods out at recess. All I can say is, I’m glad I’m not them! We must rescue Jobu!
Save the head, for he’s not dead!!
Let’s go, Deputy Detectives of Shepherd of the Hills!!!!!!!!!
By: The Duchess of Deadly Hiccups in the Hall
Fruits with faces. Do they come like this or is they’re artists in this school. The answer is there are artists in this school because there is an art class. There are also fruit artists which are very good at what they do. There have been reports of fruits with faces, pears have been the main victim of this fruit madness. Mr. Bradley doesn’t approve of these cute things. He doesn’t like the idea of giving regular fruit life and emotions. Just think fruits with faces isn’t that genius. Mr. Bradlry even makes them clean the lunch tables. Theses fruit artists are Becca, Julia, Ellie, Avery, Kyra, Jade. So are fruits with faces good or do you think they are a bad idea. Where do they get the fruits? Nobody but them really knows some say from the hot lunch and some say they bring them home. Another thing people don’t know is what tools they use to carve these figures. Do they use forks, spoons, scissors, knives what do you think there using? These cute fruits are endangered so please comment if you have any ideas on what they can make they could use any ideas. If you want one then they might make you one. Do you like the idea of fruits with faces.
By: Kandy with a K
Some of you may already know this ,but for those of you who don't, this past week Jobu passed on. He was roughly 2616 years old when he died suddenly during the school day leaving everyone to wonder what happened to him. One of the main suspects surveyed the school to see what the students thought happened and shared her results with me. I was surprised to find that only two of the thirty-six surveyed blamed natural causes. The rest suspected something much darker. They all thought Jobu had been murdered!
Many people suspect Kyra, the one who found his body (well actually, no one knows where his body is. She just found his severed head.) I asked her what her side of the story was.
Kyra: When I walked into Mr. Bradley's classroom for science I saw Jobu laying on his side dead! I told Mr. Bradley and it was decided that he had to be properly buried. We buried him in his final resting place. Then again, I was kinda hyper and do not remember it exactly. All I know is I'm innocent.
This came as a shock to most of the students. The survey conducted by Kyra herself (trying to prove her innocence, she was as Yoda would say it) showed that she was not the only one suspected. Jade, Mr. Bradley, and Josh were the top three suspects (in that order.) I decided to ask Josh about it.
"I killed Jobu!"was his response. However, that was also the response from Andrew, Christina, and Austin, so who knows.
Ever since his death people have been trying to find his killer. Maybe we never will. And has it occurred to anyone else that rocks (Jobu is carved out of rock) can't live so rocks can't die therefore Jobu has never been alive?
Comment Challenge: Who do you think killed Jobu? And what do you think about my rock theory?
If we could get one comment that would be great! See y'all later!
The talent show is coming up really fast here at Shepherd and this year we have many talented students! We have a variety of awesome acts ranging from whistling to singing to acting to jump roping. Students are quite nervous about this Thursday's shows. The drama class will be doing skits for the show and Mr. Bradley is very proud of the skits that they have written. Not only are there actors but there are also some amazing singers with a variety of beautiful voices! There are even some other acts like dancing, whistling, and even jump roping! I got to interview Kaiden from third grade who will be whistling for the talent show. Here is what he said.
Interviewer: are you going to be whistling for the talent show?
Interviewer: are you nervous about it?
Interviewer: are you excited to be on stage?
Interviewer: who's going to be there to watch you?
Kaiden: my grandma and my aunt Nicki
Interviewer: and finally are you excited to see the other acts?
As you can tell from this interview many people will be nervous for the talent show. However Jesus gave these children these talents so that they may shine for him. So come watch the talent show. It'll be fun!
BY: UM OF UMBRIDGE
Welcome back, students! For the dummies who haven’t realized it, school has started again. And with it? The wars.
Currently the most important war is raging between seventh graders, eighth graders- and Mr. Bradley. Lists of reasons why seventh graders should obey eighth graders and why seventh graders should rule the classroom have been springing up on the bulletin board daily. I asked a seventh grader, Jade, what she thought about it all.
“The eighth graders are going to die,” she told me happily.”And so is Mr. Bradley.”
Interestingly enough, not everyone shares Jade’s point of view. Just this past week, Julia, an eighth grader, put up a list for peace, stating that with war would come less supplies, which would mean no food.
And everyone loves food, right? If that’s a no, go sit in the corner.
But the wars aren’t the only interesting things going on.
Rumor has gone around, started, I believe, by the desks, that Mr. Bradley is an alien! I interviewed them to make sure, and they were all in agreement- Mr. Bradley is an extra-terrestrial creature from the planet Jupiter. I couldn’t believe it until I had class with him again.
We will never know the true story as no one wants to ask him in case he’s sensitive about it. Maybe someday he will tell us the truth himself.
By The Person Who Died of Boredom in the DMV