With the last month of the school year comes a very contagious disease called end-of-the-year-itis and even the more dangerous form of the disease eighth-grader-itis. Most of the middle school has it and it is not even May yet! Even right now The Chunky Chimichanga is suffering from the symptoms, and therefore has to push to right this. The Chunky Chimichanga just realized that in writing about the laziness symptom, he just wrote more than he would had he not wrote about it.
Symptoms of end-of-the-year-itis include but are not limited to: 1. Out of the usual laziness. 2. Extreme sleepiness. 3. Walking out the door with a swimsuit on, only to realize its fifty degrees outside. 4. Taking naps at sport practices. 5. Out of the normal laughing attacks. 6. Writing about end-of-the-year-itis. 7. Extreme zoning out. 8. Wanting the year to be over. If you have any or all of these symptoms please build yourself a time machine and take the middle school with you to the beginning of summer. Mr. Bradley used some really big words to describe it and the only thing The Chunky Chimichanga can understand was laziness and wanting the year to be over. -The Chunky Chimichanga
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The Electronic Snowman
4/27/2016 12:15:19 pm
I suffer from the third symptom
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