As many of you know Bob is contently being beat up by 7th and 8th grade boys after the news of his and Bekah’s engagement got out. I decided to get to the bottom of it. I decided to interview John and Josh. The interview went as follows:
Q: Do you guys beat up Bob? A: Both- Yes. Q: Why? A: Josh- I like the look on Bekah’s face as she shrieks helplessly trying to stop us. John- Bekah doesn’t like it and it’s funny. Q: What do you feel about their engagement? A: Both- Fine if we can still beat him up. Q: Do you think everyone who is beating him up’s reasoning is the same? A: Josh- Yes John- I think Brandon and Andrew’s reasons are the same. Q: Some people are saying that the reasons of beating Bob up is so Bekah is single and you can date her yourself, how do you respond to these theories? A: Josh- What? No! John: I will chop him down. Josh- What??? Well, that’s that. I had to make a quick getaway when they realized I was writing down everything they said. During the interview I was also accused of using a “Quick Quotes Quill”, thanks Josh. THE BALLAD OF BOB PART ll: After Rand’s attack, Jenna never thought of Bob again. Until Mr. Bradley began sending her photos of the growing relationship between Bob and new student Bekah. It began when Bekah noted that Bob doesn’t wear clothes. She then proceeded to clothe him every day until she was head over heels in love. She then decided she could not stand to be apart from her love any longer. They became a couple and after a week of dated Bob proposed. He decided to propose quickly so he did not lose this love like he did Jenna. To be continued next article… By: Princess Peaches Pygmy Puff
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Princess Peaches Pygmy Puff
11/30/2016 03:43:04 pm
I meant constantly. Not contently.
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