The coconut crab, a gigantic, terrifing creature of mass destruction! They are set to take over America! These crabs surround us from both the Atlantic and the Pacific. They live in Florida and Hawaii and could easily conquer our coasts. They eat coconuts, but also each other! They even eat their own limbs! They are super creepy huge monstrocities who I am convinced are secretely planning our demise! They have a better sense of smell than some dogs and rely on that ability to hunt at night when their prey cannot see them coming (Super, Super, creepidelic!!!). In addition, they often steal silverware (knives and forks) which could easily be utilised as weapons!!!!! They also have claws that can crack open a coconut!!!!! These animals are scheming, and might have already be in the school! Coconut crabs are are a variety of hermit crabs baby coconut crabs look exactly like hermit crabs! There are 6 hermit crab class pets, who may or may not be the first of the conniving carnavourus cannabils to infultrate the school! And they could easily infultrate our pet shops, then our aquariums, then our homes!!! Nowhere is safe!!! We must prepare for the inevitable apocalypse!!! These animals are evil! They are responisble for the deaths of countless humans!!!!! Remember, you cannot stop a coconut crab! Run I say run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By: Pascal
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